Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Zombie Dances:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	743
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Crops Grown:	1304

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Towns Built:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Votes:	6889
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	New Chunks Explored:	56355
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Animals Bred:	57
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Animals Bred:	101	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Votes:	9067	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	162
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Towns Built:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ores Mined:	5741	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Emeralds Found:	7317	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2652

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	New Chunks Explored:	674743
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Spears Created:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com