Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	667
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	New Chunks Explored:	378783
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	1443	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2195
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9084

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	6231
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com