Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Void Armor Forged:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	995
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Farms Harvested:	423
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	4927
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Villages Defended:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	61
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
New Chunks Explored:	59244	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	8118	Mines Excavated:	3300
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7037	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	196
Potions Brewed:	143	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666