Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Towns Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

mc.brutalkingdoms.online

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	668	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4839
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Crops Grown:	7838
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Farms Harvested:	994
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	98
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	400398	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Votes:	7131	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

marscraft.org