Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5195
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2156	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Animals Bred:	89	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Votes:	4753	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	3578
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Farms Harvested:	142
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Potions Brewed:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Votes:	4870	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Votes:	1659	Potions Brewed:	46
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	132
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	803564
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Potions Brewed:	86	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Emeralds Found:	2522	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net