Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Emeralds Found:	8012
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4225	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Potions Brewed:	156

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	4868	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crops Grown:	7416	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	3
Ores Mined:	1313	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Ores Mined:	6072
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	201	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	285	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	78912
Dragon Eggs Found:	8350	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	254196
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114