Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Farms Harvested:	621	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Votes:	9506
Buildings Constructed:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7838
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Crops Grown:	1799	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	New Chunks Explored:	449968
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	142	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5093

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Farms Harvested:	930
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Vanishing Items Found:	6

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com