Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	195
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Farms Harvested:	938	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Staliify

Economy, OneBlock, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	5444	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Embark on an exhilarating journey within our expansive server network, where thrilling adventures await in our carefully crafted Adventure Survival, Towny, and Skyblock realms. Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging gaming experience that seamlessly blends cooperative play with friendly competition.

85.10.192.90:25568

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

45.159.6.53:25924

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	2652
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Votes:	4179
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

play.jonarchy.com

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Void Armor Forged:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	3064
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

play.vanescacraft.com

Dynasty Network

Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

play.dynasty-network.com

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	469980
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	150	Star Shards Collected:	78

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

play.moonskys.fun:5003

Arab Throne

Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

arabthrone.minetro.com

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

play.withermc.org

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Towns Built:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

play.balkaniacraft.com

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2267	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

play.warpmc.com

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Emeralds Found:	4340	Star Shards Collected:	94
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

play.wzrdnetwork.co.uk

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

play.syntaxmc.org

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Items Found:	7531	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

mine.danielovci.net

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	94	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

66.227.172.128

ComplexMC

Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4795
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

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