Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	288	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

One Piece Playground

PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	122
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft Server In order to play, you need modpack to join the game Join our discord for more info!

Discord: https://discord.gg/hAVkavtcPc

onepieceplayground.blockworlds.io

COOPSIDE

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

website: https://coopside.com Please visit our servers website for a quick guide on how to start in our server before asking. Basic info should be there!

mc.coopside.com

MCAustria

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Discover MCAustria.city! Immerse yourself in a world full of adventure, medieval atmosphere and exciting business simulation. Create your own city, trade with other players, explore dungeons and engage in exciting PVP battles. Enjoy the unique CityBuild experience and venture into the fascinating prison system. We have something for everyone! Join MCAustria.city today and experience limitless gaming fun. Don’t miss the chance to become part of our community and write your own legend!

mcaustria.city:4449

Phoxis

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Phoxis is a small active Minecraft server looking to grow the community. We strive to enhance the minecraft vanilla experience through the introduction of plugins.

We have custom races, custom mobs, custom items, Towny and many other things!

We stand out from other servers by our custom races plugin, fancy the flight of an angel or the speed and strength of a vampire? Then you’re sure to enjoy the server with over 15 different races! If you find that you don’t enjoy a certain race, then no worries, you can swap your race. Want a more vanilla playthrough, then just know Humans are a race too!

With the use of Towny, you can protect your builds, create towns and even nations. Stay safe from wars, or start them yourself!

Some other plugins like custom mobs, give you a fantasy feel. “Befriend” unicorns, slaughter goblins and face fierce opponents like the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Be sure to approach mobs with caution for some; you are the enemy. But worry not, your battle gains you loot to craft strong weapons, armour and tools that improve your experience and make you stronger to face fiercer foes.

We’re sure to run events, these events including hide and seek, pvp arena, spleef and more. There’s an event for all, with great rewards for the winners and with a prize for participating it’s always worth taking part!

We look forward to seeing you!

phoxis.mcraft.pro

BlackMT

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Welcome to BlackMT. This is a server where everything is much easier than on DDG, also called “OPMT”. Have you always wanted to become a criminal on DDG but never succeeded? That’s the perfect server for you.

Join onze discord via https://discord.blackmt.nl/

play.blackmt.nl

ClubKhmer

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ores Mined:	6967
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

ClubKhmer is a Minecraft network that allows you to have fun in a collection of minigames with other players

Games – Living (Survival Plots) – KnockbackFFA – BoxPvP

play.clubkhmer.com

KingdomConquestMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4234
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gods Slained:	0

play.kingdomconquestmc.com

seichi.click network

Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to seichi.click network. With our server, you can enjoy not only land conditioning for building but also land conditioning for land conditioning. Enjoy the overwhelming land conditioning with destructive speed.

play.seichi.click

ETHEREA Survival

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magic Items Found:	6782
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to ETHEREA SURVIVAL! We are a CROSS PLATFORM SEMI-VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server with 5 years of experience. We support Java and Bedrock Editions of Minecraft, as well as versions all the way back to 1.9. So you can enjoy ETHEREA on any device and almost recent version of Minecraft. Our goal is to create a place where everyone can let their imagination go wild and disconnect from the outside world. It does not matter if you’re an explorer, builder or just want to enjoy the community.

We have just relaunched for SEASON ONE after a long time in development. With a brand new spawn, crossplay with Bedrock Edition, and a variety of new features, the server is sure to provide you with an exciting and engaging adventure!

https://playetherea.net/survival/article/launching-etherea-survival-season-one

survival.playetherea.net

ArCraft

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Emeralds Found:	2838	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Welcome to AR Craft, the Minecraft server that takes the survival experience to a new level! Immerse yourself in a vibrant world full of challenges, where survival is the key to achieving greatness. At AR Craft, we offer a unique gaming experience that combines the excitement of survival mode with efficient yet balanced protections.

Our server is designed for those looking for the true essence of Minecraft, where every resource counts and every decision affects your adventure. Short but effective protection ensures that your buildings are safe, allowing you to focus on exploring, trading, and fighting environmental challenges.

Highlighted Features of AR Craft:

1. **Strategic Protections:** Enjoy the peace of mind of knowing that your buildings are protected without compromising the excitement of the game. Our protections are designed to balance security and competition, encouraging interaction between players.

2. **Dynamic Economy:** Participate in a thriving economic system where you can trade with other players, establish shops and accumulate wealth. Build your empire from scratch and become the most successful trader!

3. **Epic Events:** Immerse yourself in periodic events that will challenge your skills and strategies. From boss raids to player-to-player competitions, there’s always something exciting on the horizon.

4. **Active Community:** Join a friendly and active community of players who share your passion for survival in Minecraft. Collaborate with others, form alliances, and participate in community events to strengthen ties within the server.

AR Craft is more than just a Minecraft server; It is a dynamic world full of possibilities where your adventure takes shape. Get ready to face challenges, forge alliances, and build your legacy in AR Craft! Survival awaits you!

arcraft.lat

Volcanic Craft

Bedwars, Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to VolcanicCraft, a Minecraft server where adventure await!, where friends and fun are the name of the game! Our server is a community of players who come together to explore, build, and have a great time in a safe and welcoming environment. Creepers and other monsters lurk around every corner. The key to survival is to use your skills and knowledge to stay ahead of the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our community today and start your Minecraft adventure with friends and fun!

play.volcaniccraft.com

QSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and engaging survival experience, QSMP is the perfect choice for you. With a host of unique features and a friendly community, you’re sure to find plenty to keep you engaged and entertained.

One of the key features that sets QSMP apart from other Minecraft servers is its focus on survival. The server has been designed to provide a challenging survival experience that will keep you on your toes at all times. Whether you’re fending off hostile mobs, building your own shelter, or exploring the vast world, there’s always something new to discover and conquer.

But that’s not all – QSMP also offers a range of unique features that you won’t find anywhere else. For example, the server has a custom economy system that allows you to buy and sell items with other players. This adds a whole new level of depth and strategy to the gameplay, as you must carefully manage your resources and make smart trades to get ahead.

Another standout feature of QSMP is the community. The server is home to a friendly and welcoming community of players who are always happy to help out and chat. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game, you’ll find plenty of support and encouragement from your fellow players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a challenging survival experience with unique features and a friendly community, look no further than QSMP. Join today and start exploring the vast world and building your own place in it!

join.qsmp.net

CarsonCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	81	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Magic Items Found:	1897	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

CarsonSMP is a semi-vanilla, survival world with an almost infinite border. A small community, but dedicated to playing survival. The owner, Cdcarson99 loves to share and loves to help other succeed in any project. This server includes a few plugins, none of which are overpowered!

carsoncraft.havocdns.com

Minemass

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Potions Brewed:	94	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	109	Ores Mined:	683
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Minemass is a modern, high-quality, Hungarian minecraft server with many game modes and unusual systems. If you like Prison, Skyblock, Survival game modes, you must try this one too!

Join our community, lead the top lists!

English: If you’re an avid Minecraft player who’s looking for a server that offers a little something extra, Minemass is the perfect choice for you! This modern, high-quality Hungarian Minecraft server boasts a variety of game modes and unusual systems that you won’t find anywhere else. If you are a fan of Prison, Skyblock, or Survival, Minemass is a server you absolutely must try. Join this lively community today and climb your way to the top of the leaderboards! – HUNGARIAN LANGUAGE ONLY. NO English chat!

play.minemass.hu

Cookies And Cream Hype

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Brand new server! Come join the fun Minecraft adventure that is Cookies And Cream Hype!

We’re a small whitelist server developing a mature and friendly community for anyone that’d like to join us. Apply on our discord server :]

Discord: https://discord.gg/KgGw8jUXGt Server IP: mc.cookiesandcreamhype.com Version : 1.19.4 (Java)

mc.cookiesandcreamhype.com