Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Emeralds Found:	5036	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Build the Vote

Creative

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Crops Grown:	2898	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

mc.buildthevote.com

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Mines Excavated:	2764

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

softslayer.com

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

evagens.minehut.gg

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magic Items Found:	8685	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

mc.houseofgamers.xyz

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

minemu.net

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

join.pixgrove.org

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

hisparquia.org

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Villages Defended:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	747818	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

play.ghoulcraft.com

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	168
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

play.casualmc.net

ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

– Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

Bedrock Port: 19132

mc4.zenithsmp.com

FunDaily

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Good luck!

mc.fundaily.xyz

TTVSMP Community Server

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

mc.ttvsmp.com

MugroKraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

MUGROKRAFT SERVER JAVA Y BEDROCK // MULTIPLATAFORMA // CROSSPLAY

(+) Version: 1.20.1 (+) IP: 129.151.113.190:25565 (+) Survival World (+) Jobs, Lore, Clans, Warps, Marriage, Pets, Ranks, Protections, Events, Rewards, Missions, Economy, Skins, ArenaPVP, Shops and much more. (+) Para No Premium y Premium (+) His Law (+) Discord: https://discord.gg/6xWjpuUp2g

129.151.113.190

MC Chill and Play

Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	477
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

MC Chill and Play is a Survival based community server. Hosted on a 1.16.4 server. A group of us has tried to start up a public server to give what we never found in minecraft server experiences so Come have fun, explore, make new friends and most of all just chill and play!

135.148.57.180

BuildTheEarth

Creative, Earth, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Server-IP: BuildTheEarth.net Version: 1.8 – 1.19

BuildThEarth.net is a server network from the BuildTheEarth project. Our mission is to fully recreate the entire Earth in Minecraft at a 1:1 scale. One block in Minecraft equates to roughly one meter in the real world, meaning that this project will fully recreate the size of our planet.

Anyone is able to join us and contribute to the largest and most expansive build project to ever have been attempted in Minecraft. Every language, nationality, and regional difference is accepted and regarded as our greatest attribute as we continue our journey to unite all of Humanity’s greatest achievements into a single Minecraft world.

Our Minecraft Server BuildTheEarth.net allows players to help building with the simplest building system out there. You can also join the BuildTheEarth Build Teams and join their servers from this network.

If you want to learn more about this project, join our discord server. You don’t need to use any mods, just join with minecraft java vanilla 1.18 – 1.16

buildtheearth.net