Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Rustic SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	2

RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

play.rusticsmp.com

United Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Star Shards Collected:	276	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

play.unitedfactions.net

Last Element Avatar Bending Server

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

lastelement.apexmc.co

MundoPixels

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

mc.mundopixels.net

TwistedMC

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	57
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

twistedmc.net

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crops Grown:	7842
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

elyria.online

Build the Vote

Creative

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Enchantments Applied:	68	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

mc.buildthevote.com

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mines Excavated:	3426
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

softslayer.com

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Potions Brewed:	76
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	137	Meteorites Collected:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

evagens.minehut.gg

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

mc.houseofgamers.xyz

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5685	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

minemu.net

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	68
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

join.pixgrove.org

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Items Found:	5001
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	3624	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

hisparquia.org

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crops Grown:	3192	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

play.ghoulcraft.com

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
New Chunks Explored:	814085	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

play.casualmc.net