Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Farms Harvested:	507	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Mines Excavated:	1829	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	171	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	868	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Emeralds Found:	3115	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	953
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchantments Applied:	236	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	410895
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Falling into the Void:	3

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1255
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Potions Brewed:	149	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7617	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Villages Defended:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6176
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ores Mined:	5337	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Farms Harvested:	904	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Votes:	2036
Crops Grown:	9578	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	831	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Void Gems Collected:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu