Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5411	Divine Spears Created:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

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MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchantments Applied:	168	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6467	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

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Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Votes:	3773	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

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Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

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Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Animals Bred:	57
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Emeralds Found:	6063	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Votes:	3563	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	5992
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

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