Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2168
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Votes:	2101	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	7063	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Star Shards Collected:	144	Animals Bred:	98

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Potions Brewed:	64
Villages Defended:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Gods Slained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9144
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Towns Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9936	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6104	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	13
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	5187

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3130

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Zombie Dances:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6760
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	5

mcservers.oreo.gg