Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Towns Built:	10
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Emeralds Found:	6554	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Potions Brewed:	153	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Emeralds Found:	2036	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	741616	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
New Chunks Explored:	94179	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Farms Harvested:	271	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crops Grown:	9430
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Towns Built:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	721
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Farms Harvested:	839	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	186	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Love Letters Sent:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world