Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	5919
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	57	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Emeralds Found:	8130	Void Gems Collected:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Mines Excavated:	2739
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	New Chunks Explored:	939402

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

play.noblerealms.com

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

freakplot.minecraft.best

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Play.LeviathanOG.Ro

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	6961
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

play.vexalmc.co

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	2373
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mines Excavated:	3772	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	3631
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchantments Applied:	281
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Potions Brewed:	195

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mines Excavated:	3335
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Runes Activated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	152
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magic Items Found:	5846
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Towns Built:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crops Grown:	3932
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	7179	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com