Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1991	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	236

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	891	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Crops Grown:	7763
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Emeralds Found:	9199	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	901
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6765	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	1004
Runes Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Votes:	5776
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	300
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ores Mined:	9125
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	663
Void Gems Collected:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz