Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Towns Built:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Legacy Craft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to Legacy Craft where your Minecraft adventure begin. This server is a Survival server. This server has Factions, PVP, and Mcmmo. We also have economy with a rank system. We also allow griefing on the server. This server is a 24/7 server with no Lag. This is a new server. There is great Admins that can help you if need so. Let your Adventure begin and become Legendary. JOIN NOW: 198.143.140.75

198.143.140.75

Minecraft Finite

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8107

Minecraft finite is designed to be a server hub with diffrent options to choose from:

Options: – PVP Style with Factions Survival , – NO POWERLOSS – You keep your base, however chests are accessable by all players. – PVP Arena – Contains: PRO-Style-PVP, CTF, Skyblockwarz , 3 Kit Arena’s, Spleef Arena, Parkour Race PVP, PitFrenzy PVP – Fun Games – Toxic Survival map, Dsweny Parkour, Parkour – Creative Plots

You make money playing and winning games, playtime over all , or selling stuff to the shop in factions.

It sems to be my hobby to build and create new mini-games so this list is always increasing, stop back every now and then to see what is new!!

minecraftfinite.net

The Citadel

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

The Citadel

mc.thecitadel.us

KillarCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Items Found:	6875
Mines Excavated:	2586	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

We are having problems with server but we will fix them.

69.175.45.154

TaylorCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Animals Bred:	93	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

TaylorCraft is a network of dedicated Minecraft servers; creative, survival, factions and kitPvP. With a fantastic staff team which will aid your travels throughout the servers and assist with any issues you witness occurring. Each of our servers have endless possibilities for things that can be done and have strong, thriving economies and a strong community.

Survival survival.taylorcraft.net

Creative creative.taylorcraft.net

Factions factions.taylorcraft.net

KitPvP pvp.taylorcraft.net

Main IP mc.taylorcraft.net Website www.taylorcraft.net

mc.taylorcraft.net

NewKingdom

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Pvp factions Skylands for wilderness Server is almost never down COSTOM AIRSHIPS TO FLY nice administrators Creative world (coming soon) Cool cities Shops RAIDING AND GREIFING IS ALLOWED

192.227.136.35:25665

Legends Of Akkuria

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crops Grown:	1514	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to the Legends of Akkuria!

Over 4k blocks of a custom terraformed, circular map, made by me, for you. We built a map along with everything in it and designed it to be like world of warcraft, or skyrim, or even legend of zelda. There are many RPG aspects put into this, bosses, /mount, /backpack, Rpgitems (wands spells, staffs, swords, armours). This is a no break, no build server, considering we built the entire map. You shouldn’t worry about building, just stay a night in an inn, kill a zombie for money to eat for the night. Live life carefree, after all, you have no place to live.

Have fun!

Plugins installed on server: Mcmmo, EpicBoss, Factions, Essentials, Moneydrop, Rpgitems, Chestshop

198.154.120.2

PandaCraft Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	224
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Chimeras Created:	4

PandaCraft is a server network owned and operated by BlackBeltPanda, www.youtube.com/theblackbeltpanda. It currently features a Skyblock server inspired by the mods used in Agrarian Skies and Skyfactory, as well as a Towny server with Jobs, a dedicated Mining world, and a few custom features.

PandaCraft Skyblock features many custom items, most programmed by BlackBeltPanda, such as Automatic machines, Sieves, Compost Bins, Crooks, Pipes, and much, much more. There’s also a custom Nether world that offers much to explore! PandaCraft Towny features the classic Towny plugin, allowing you to claim land, create towns, and wage war against nations. There’s also a dedicated mining world that resets regularly, a player-shop driven economy with the ability to search for items being sold, and much more!

Each server features an easy-to-navigate spawn, “/shop” anywhere menu, voting rewards, a VoteMine that resets at 100 votes, and tons more. More servers are in the works, such as a Prison server, Magic server, and several unique minigames. Stay tuned!

play.pandacraft.org

ChronicBOOM

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5809	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

ChronicBOOM is a Gaming Community where friends come together to play games. Our ChronicBOOM Minecraft Server is a Bukkit server for players who want to get a Survival experience along with Shops, MiniGames (like BlockHunt and GolfCraft) and some other great plugins for Ranks to get more commands and DisguiseCraft to have fun and fool your friends with disguises! Come join us on the server and at http://chronicboom.net!!

Voting will get you free gifts!!

Thanks for viewing ChronicBOOM!

65.111.222.63

Cops And Robbers Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	205
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

This is a mini games server as seen on many youtubers minecraft videos. This server allows all players to play Cops And Robbers, TNTRun, Hide and seek and much more.

Play.AlphagamesMC.com

Archer Games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Archer Games

ag1.playeoe.com

The Legend Continues

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5652	Enchantments Applied:	228
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2779
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Key Features: – Survival gameplay – Friendly, helpful community – Responsible and fully trained Staff – Community events

Main Server Rules: – Be Smart, Be Nice, Be Respectful, Be Mature – Dont Grief or Steal – Dont Use Hacks or Exploits – Dont Spam or Harass Players

The Legend Continues has previously merged with TrinityCraft and EmeraldWorld

We want to help you create your own Legend as you join ours! So come play and have some fun at mc.thelegendcontinues.info!

mc.thelegendcontinues.info

Brocraft Economy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Still looking for that perfect economy server? Look no further! We are a dedicated server with fast Xneon processors with no lag! we have jobs, money, shops, and so much more! Join today!

brocraft.mcserver.ws

JustOneMoreBlock

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

[h3]Network[/h3]

Get easy access to all of our server though the main hub portals. Go from Survival to skyblock in a matter of seconds so you can maximize your production and fun through the Minecraft Universe. [h3]Survival[/h3]

Towns – Come join and establish your own town today! Certification includes region protection and a Governor Rank including adding 2 Mayors to be your assistant of you town in creating plots and setting up signs using Simple Region Market. Economy – Various things you’re able to do with money in-game, setting up a Chest Shop in the Market Town, Killing Mobs and owning a town and collecting money from players who buy plots. mcMMO – Join in on the fun with a widely ranged MCMMO setup across multiple worlds. Rank up your mining, tree chopping, and fishing all without even lifting a finger. Additional Worlds – You have access to Mineworld, Nether and The End. All these worlds re-gen the 1st of the Month for new ores/materials to be obtained. List of some of our plugins: Craftconomy, Votifier, mcMMO, LWC, MondoChest, ecoCreature, Dynmap, CraftBook, ChestShop, SimpleRegionMarket [h3]SkyBlock[/h3]

Survive on your own private island solo or with friends in the all new Skyblock World! You spawn on an island in the sky with limited (but enough) resources and must expand your island to become an empire. Enjoy hours of play time as you become lost in the ever lasting skyworld. [h3]Creative[/h3]

Create your own 128×128 creative plot to build your dreams! Get full access to your plot, it’s biomes, and all items without limitations! Fly to your friends plots and help them build anything from a city to a roller coaster. [h3]Games[/h3]

With tons of Minecraft Mini-Games coming to the server soon, you won’t want to miss out on the action. Earn money in Hunger Games, Hide & Seek, and many more! For information of our server you can check out website at http://justonemoreblock.com

JustOneMoreBlock.com

EliteNations

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9956
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Hello thank you for considering EliteNations we are a faction pvp server that offers selective biome, pvp arena, Parkour and hunger games and a archery rage and many more coming soon so if you wanna become the top faction come on by and join us in the battle

216.172.108.178