Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchantments Applied:	238	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

HuyCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Crops Grown:	2105	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

mc.exgm.org

GGFactions

PvP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Villages Defended:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

PVP/Raiding Server! Join Today!

198.24.134.122

EnderKingdom

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Buildings Constructed:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

EnderKingdom is a server for those who love making friends and having fun, this server is a 1.7.9, 24/7 survival and PVP server, with half of the world dedicated to each! There are tons of ways to get involved in our community, from mini-games such as spleef, PVP, etc. to setting up shop and building a home of any shape or size! EnderKingdom contains all of the essential plug-ins you need to have a fun and fair experience such as MCMMO, an economy system, shops,mob-catchers, anti-griefing and anti-cheating protections!

EnderKingdom is a friendly community with a dedicated staff and helpful members, and we are always looking for the importunity to improve and develop the server with even more Events, Arenas, and Structures! We welcome all crafters with open arms whether you wish to destroy your enemies in epic PVP battles, or build amazing structures in Survival! EnderKingdom allows the chance for every new joiner to become a member and have access to new commands that make it more convenient for the player! We hope to see you on the server and take part in the community here at EK!!

play.enderkingdom.com

Block by Block TV

Creative

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

BlockbyBlock server is all about creative artwork! Public PlotMe, and voxel server! Also have Survival, SkyBlock, and minigames worlds.

You must whitelist your in-game name before you can connect. Whitelist instantly @ http://reg.blockbyblock.tv

mc.blockbyblock.tv

DRC Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Void Gems Collected:	35
Villages Defended:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

-=-=-Who are we?=-=-

DutchRastaCraft, also known as DRC or DRC Network. We are a minecraft server with multiple gamemodes. We have been running this server since September 13th, 2012.

-=-=What do we offer you?=-=-

We offer you multiple gamemodes. That’s why we call ourselves a network. We have multiple servers connected to give you the best experience possible. We are known to be a lagg-free server.

=-=-Our community=-=-

We are mostly known for our community. We have a very active Dutch forum and also a growing English forum. We also have an active Teamspeak 3 server where you can talk to other players! Our community is something we’ve been working on for a long time. We love our players AND we listen to our players. You decide what you want to see next on DRC!

drc.ms

FatalityPrison

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	112
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11

FatalityPrison, Is a Prison server hosted in America. We are a strong Dedicated server with amazing Staff and Players.

fatalitypvp.net

LegendaryBane SMP

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

LegendaryBane is a server with a new spawn, new shop, new hub, and a cool creative freebuild server. Come join us and play on a sweet server that has loads of plugins that add tons of cool features to a semi vanilla experience!

Our Creative Freebuild world is built with a plots system. We also have WorldEdit available. Come build whatever you like and enjoy knowing that your creations will always be available to show off!

LegendaryBane is a server built for you. Join our website at http://legendarybane.net.

legendarybane.net

SkyCrack

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	5347
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

We Started as a normal whitelisted server, but we decided to move to a bukkit server. We are running bukkit on a 1.7.2 server. We are looking for people who know how to code to help with other projects coming up. This is not just a server this is a community looking ti expand. Right now this server is white-listed but in the future we hope to be able to make the server big enough to expand to an un-whitelisted server.

192.110.161.39

Oasis MC

MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Votes:	3893	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Oasis is one of the strongest survival servers out there. You can build as soon as you come in, and you can also apply for member on the forums to get a kit with free iron tools. We are heavily community based, everyone from member to admins are here to help you. Tons of plugins are being run to make sure you enjoy yourself to the fullest. We use CoreProtect to catch those griefers in their tracks, then rollback any damage they’ve done. We also use BlockLocker to lock and secure your doors and chest, and and we even have a couple of special custom plugins! For those who want a little more action, we have a dedicated Mini Games server in the works! We host community events such as build-offs and MobArena (Wave Survival) games! We try our hardest to ensure you have a great time here, and we hope you will stop by and say ‘Hello!’ Visit our forums at www.oasis-mc.net for more information.

oasis-mc.us

Diamond Creeper

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Prison

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Dimension Hops:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Danish: Hey, this is Diamond Creeper. A Danish/English server where we always have a good time! We offer: Factions, Creative, KitPVP and Prison We hope to see you inside Diamond Creeper

Oops!! You can also use the ipen diamondcreeper.everpvp.dk

English: Hello, this is Diamond creeper. A Danish/English server where we where got it good and fun! We offer: Factions, Creative, KitPVP and Prison! We hope we see you on Diamond Creeper

OPS!! You also can use the ip diamondcreeper.everpvp.dk

diamondcreeper.everpvp.dk

Axemania PvP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Emeralds Found:	6718	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

AWESOME SEREVR JOIN DP AT 10 PPL

axemania.mcpro.co

Sector Alpha Arena Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mines Excavated:	1680	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Sector Alpha’s Mobarena is a server dedicated to the popular gamemode Mobarena. Players on this server fight endless waves of mobs and bosses to earn credits and tokens which they can later use to buy more Mobarena classes, special arrows, and other fun perks.

The other gamemode is Chamber of Heroes, where up to 10 players fight a round with a choice of over 36 Heroes. There are also over 200 spells for some of the 36 classes, there are also guns for a few of the classes. Players win rounds by destroying the other team’s cores and towers, players also can get gold to upgrade his or her own stats, or buy items. Chamber of Heroes is mostly about teamwork, and a good team is what makes this game so good.

sasha.sector-alpha.net:25567

BeastCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2528	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

BeastCraft

skyblock.BeastCraft.net

Crafted Cubes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dimension Hops:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Crafted Cubes!

Looking for a fun time to play survival with your family? Or just want a safe place for your kids to play Minecraft without them being exposed to bad language and actions done by older adults? Then join Crafted Cubes! Our server runs 24/7, run by CAM_ABBY11! We have awesome staff, as well as fun things to do! We have a economy system too! Check out our website! craftedcubes.webs.com!

206.217.129.115:25665

Old Brutal Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Runes Activated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Brutal Network IP: mc.brutal-network.com

Welcome to Brutal Network, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what makes us what we are today. Thank you!

mc.brutal-network.com