Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Votes:	6802	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	New Chunks Explored:	977092
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Items Found:	2293
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6924
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Emeralds Found:	5881
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Animals Bred:	190	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Items Found:	1039	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Zombie Dances:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Emeralds Found:	2193	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	67	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Secret Passages Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com