Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
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Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.
