Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
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