Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

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Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2515	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	2937
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	835	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	93	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	255
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1315
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1066
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crops Grown:	4809
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Farms Harvested:	885

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	6042
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5893	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net