Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

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Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7715	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	147	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	757937	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ores Mined:	2053
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Potions Brewed:	58
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mines Excavated:	3210
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Votes:	8299
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	287	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Emeralds Found:	8599
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5620
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org