Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

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Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2482
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	84154

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5322	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Items Found:	1665
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crops Grown:	7604

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	709	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	79	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ores Mined:	9565

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Love Letters Sent:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Villages Defended:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	3548
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Falling into the Void:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	5869
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	937100	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	8759
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchantments Applied:	249
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de