Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

New Minecraft Servers

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Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Farms Harvested:	311

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	99
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Emeralds Found:	1943
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Farms Harvested:	427	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Void Gems Collected:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8901
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Villages Defended:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	420
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6272
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	171
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	83	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org