Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	3724	Falling into the Void:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Farms Harvested:	647
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ores Mined:	2892
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Towns Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	141	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

play.suralt.net

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Farms Harvested:	365
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Animals Bred:	112	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

safehavensmp.apexmc.co

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2624
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

mc.candycraft.net

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6429
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	163
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

chickencraft.apexmc.co

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Star Shards Collected:	274	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

wintermc.net

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	126
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

pyramidcorp.gameserv.me

Oceania Prestige

PvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchantments Applied:	256

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

play.oceprestige.net

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Votes:	1734	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Villages Defended:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

mc.neomedieval.es

Olympia Earth

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Towns Built:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

play.olympiaearthmc.net

ZenPvP

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	388
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322

ZenPvP Network Prison | Skyblock | Factions | Survival | Gens

We stride to provide the “Ultimate Experience” to our players every day with daily updates and new content every month. Join to be apart of the community!

IP: play.zenpvp.net

play.zenpvp.net