Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6016	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	381	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

grimwood.cc

AethraCraft

Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

play.aethracraft.com

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Star Shards Collected:	178
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

play.pokereturn.com

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

org.mc-em.com

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Potions Brewed:	169	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1916	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

T2.DragonCraftMC.net

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	5247
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	135
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

ScuffleMC.net

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchantments Applied:	248	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Farms Harvested:	602
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

play.farzysmp.com

The Crown

Creative, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5012	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

thecrownmc.com

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	435924	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchantments Applied:	227
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	1171	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com