Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	42
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

New Minecraft Servers

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EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchantments Applied:	98
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Towns Built:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	764772
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Towns Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Void Armor Forged:	24	Towns Built:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Farms Harvested:	795
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6450

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Farms Harvested:	754
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	265
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	3270

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Animals Bred:	100
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Farms Harvested:	594
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	New Chunks Explored:	458296
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	7065	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	New Chunks Explored:	208954
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchantments Applied:	224	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net