Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Novylen

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	702
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Potions Brewed:	97
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Novylen

mc.novylen.net

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Holy Grails Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Minecraft Portugal Community

minecraft.pt

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Crops Grown:	9114	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Play.CursedMC.Net

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

latest.zedwork.co.uk

Horsecraftnl

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Buildings Constructed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

server.hollandcraft.nl

Toro League

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	2

server.toro-league.com

BuildingParadise

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

85.131.157.159

AmishSMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Potions Brewed:	118	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

play.amishsmp.com

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1048	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

mc.liberty-survival.com

BioBroodGaming

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

108.163.193.100

Aethier

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

mc.aethier.co.uk

Buxville

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

buxville.net

PrisonRC

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341

PrisonRC

prison.reborncraft.biz

BmailPvP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Come join BmailPvP! | InstaSoup | Teams| Respect from staff | Tracking | Go |And you can go raid bases without claiming! So build your base far away! | Come join us! 198.24.162.90:30341 Our staff is filled, still need more moderators, We do have moderator apps, in-game. So do not message me anything on PMC about staff. We have Admins and co-owner. ALSO TO YOUTUBERS: If you have more than 2-5 videos on my server, atleast 50-100 subscribers, Then you qualify for [YouTube] rank! Also with that, you are able to drop books to advertise your youtube! And if you get 5 people online, and say you invited them, you get the [Sponsor] Rank! Rules: No hacking, No racism, Cursing to a limit.

198.24.162.90

Neuland Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mines Excavated:	1346
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	5488	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Neuland Server

85.131.157.16