Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	9747	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

8billionluckyblocks

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Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyKremlinJailbreak

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come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Block the Bite Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Challenge SMP Server
Features	World is just caves, but all biomes spawn Races with different perks No PvP within the same race Protections with /claim command Crossplay support (PC Java, PC Bedrock, mobile)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the playtest?	Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
What will I receive for participating in the playtest?	Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends?	Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest?	Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Anime Son Minecraft Server

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Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ResellRuinMinecraft

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Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

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Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3999	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyComfortsTV

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyWarZones

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so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchantments Applied:	57
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

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Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mines Excavated:	4725	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Towns Built:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.