Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Animals Bred:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimension Hops:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	1404
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Animals Bred:	163	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	1073
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dimension Hops:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Votes:	4769
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Farms Harvested:	372
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	3303	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	59

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crops Grown:	5731
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Votes:	6425
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	108
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!