Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	206
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	5717	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Potions Brewed:	196
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Mines Excavated:	4794
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Crops Grown:	5460
Dimension Hops:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1670
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Animals Bred:	45
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7057
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ores Mined:	6292

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Emeralds Found:	8817
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ores Mined:	6505	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.