Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7667	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	322650
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	98	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Void Gems Collected:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	168

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Animals Bred:	143	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9946
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4009	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.