Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mines Excavated:	4102	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3325	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	91
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9612
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ores Mined:	8766
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Farms Harvested:	914

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mines Excavated:	2729

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchantments Applied:	130	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Falling into the Void:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.