Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	738966	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	76	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	7912

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4583	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	8885	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Crops Grown:	8925
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!