Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	617612	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Potions Brewed:	199
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchantments Applied:	186
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6720	Emeralds Found:	1781
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6391
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Towns Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6845	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	72123
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.