Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Towns Built:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Star Shards Collected:	270	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	122321	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1622
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Animals Bred:	30
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Emeralds Found:	1594	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Animals Bred:	107	Emeralds Found:	6842
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Villages Defended:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crops Grown:	1082

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!