Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 148 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
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