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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4718 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 6486 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Wall of Shame,” where we display all the players who have dared to build anything remotely progressive. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Freedom Fest,” where we celebrate our right to bear pickaxes and mine for freedom!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that takes conservatism to a whole new level, then join us and become a part of the most patriotic community in the blocky world! Just remember, no socialism allowed here – only capitalism and creeper explosions!