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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8493 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Mines Excavated: | 2597 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Wall of Shame,” where we display all the players who have dared to build anything remotely progressive. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Freedom Fest,” where we celebrate our right to bear pickaxes and mine for freedom!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that takes conservatism to a whole new level, then join us and become a part of the most patriotic community in the blocky world! Just remember, no socialism allowed here – only capitalism and creeper explosions!