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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5986 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 136 | Votes: | 4212 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Wall of Shame,” where we display all the players who have dared to build anything remotely progressive. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Freedom Fest,” where we celebrate our right to bear pickaxes and mine for freedom!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that takes conservatism to a whole new level, then join us and become a part of the most patriotic community in the blocky world! Just remember, no socialism allowed here – only capitalism and creeper explosions!