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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8933 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Wall of Shame,” where we display all the players who have dared to build anything remotely progressive. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Freedom Fest,” where we celebrate our right to bear pickaxes and mine for freedom!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that takes conservatism to a whole new level, then join us and become a part of the most patriotic community in the blocky world! Just remember, no socialism allowed here – only capitalism and creeper explosions!