Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

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CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	176	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	254
Farms Harvested:	583	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Emeralds Found:	7395
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Potions Brewed:	44	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Buildings Constructed:	15

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

mcs.dogecraft.net

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

37.59.219.147:25579

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Buildings Constructed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Animesucht.com

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	7418	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Emeralds Found:	1140	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

blotcraft.com

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	New Chunks Explored:	773215
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

join.mineseed.org