Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Votes:	6562	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

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YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	179	Potions Brewed:	45
Players Killed by Monsters:	9380	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	696515	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7155	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7763	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Towns Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Crops Grown:	6780

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

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Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Votes:	3770
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	219
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

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