Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7165	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crops Grown:	8331	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Villages Defended:	13

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	525	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Villages Defended:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Votes:	413
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Mines Excavated:	3103
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Items Found:	4035
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net