Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Emeralds Found:	3590	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Astral Projections Made:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

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Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	79
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Potions Brewed:	71
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3711
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Farms Harvested:	821
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Void Gems Collected:	34	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6971	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Towns Built:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	623
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Towns Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	102	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Villages Defended:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Enchantments Applied:	263	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ores Mined:	4088
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg