Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5040	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Zombie Dances:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Enchantments Applied:	80	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Towns Built:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2638	Secret Passages Found:	4

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

play.minecraft.country

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

TrafoMC.net

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	9862	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

PokeDigital.mc.gg

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	123	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

mso.atownyserver.com

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

play.core-mc.net

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

mc.stride.gg

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	776	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Votes:	8738
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Animals Bred:	169	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

ms.crystalmc.org

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dimension Hops:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

play.froglightmc.com

Cosmoverse

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	142	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

mc.cosmoverse.gay

Nektax Network

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Potions Brewed:	147	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3500

Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

play.nektax.net