Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	659671	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Love Letters Sent:	13	Runes Activated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Animals Bred:	102

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Dragons Tamed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Animals Bred:	112

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Items Found:	1596	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	6519
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	3096
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2307
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2217
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Crops Grown:	7848
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	2853	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Towns Built:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7406	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1589
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Votes:	2672

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	37
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Emeralds Found:	5810	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	1525	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz