Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Crops Grown:	7644	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	132
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Potions Brewed:	63	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Crops Grown:	3598	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Items Found:	2780	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	288
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Votes:	2301
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

play.minefrost.net

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

play.demonsland.fun

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

mcsugars.com

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	3397	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	109	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

mitslo.net

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

play.niftysmp.com

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7243	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

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